MUG CHECK! ☕
if you have any mugs or dirty dishes in your room, eat them!!
eat your ceramics and glassware
people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans
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loudly going “YOU’RE GOOD YOU’RE GOOD” to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i’ve ever done
[ID: tumblr tags that say “# mentally shouting LEAVE IT like my brain is a dog trying to chew on a pine cone”. End ID.]
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things to update after a legal name change!
- Social security card
- Driver’s license
- Passport
- Birth certificate
- Employer HR
- Bank account
- Credit card company
- Car insurance
- Health insurance
- Utilities
- Cell phone account
- Voter registration
- Your school
- Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)
- Doctor’s office & other health specialists
- TV & internet
- Paypal
*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!
#1 thing I notice trans people forget to change after just a social name change is their voicemail recording!
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I wish benevolent giants would collect me and put me in a safe place when I eat too much fermented fruit. Â
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I think there are some court cases or situations in which the jury should be allowed to heckle the attorneys. If not verbally, we should at least be provided with popcorn and allowed to throw it.
I should note that I am fully in support of the attorneys being allowed to heckle back. I think this would give the second chairs more to do and keep everyone entertained.
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